What should I get Draculaura® for our anniversary?
I shed…a lot. When I get out of the shower, my family becomes the proud owners of a fur-lined tub. I might as well comb my hair with a lint brush and save the extra step.
Steak…and lots of it.
I love football. I love the training, the strategy, the competition, and the atmosphere on game day. It's the perfect sport.
Casual à la Clawdeen…it would be dumb for me to not listen to fashion advice from her.
A gargoyle bulldog named Rockseena™. She's my number one rock-solid fan.
Monsters who think that casketball and football players are all dumb jocks. I'll compare GPAs with anybody…okay maybe anybody but Ghoulia Yelps™:).